DEL: Hi what can I get for you?
YOU: Uhhhhh…just one second please.
DEL: Take your time.
YOU: Go back through time?
DEL: You’re ready?
YOU: Um, sure.
DEL: OK
YOU: OK
DEL: Well, what do you want?
YOU: Oh. OK. Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, no four, chicken soft tacos.
DEL: Are you ‘getting the Led out’ sir?
YOU: Is that extra?
DEL: Sir, please turn down your radio.
YOU: Oh, oh alright, sorry. So um three, no four, chicken soft tacos. And a bean and cheese burrito. Red sauce. Green sauce. Can I get both?
DEL: Yes.
YOU: 2 cheeseburgers and four breakfast burritos.
DEL: Anything to drink?
YOU: A large Sprite. And a water. Two waters.
DEL: OK, so I’ve got four chicken soft tacos, been and cheese with red and green sauce, two cheeseburgers and four breakfast burritos, two waters and a large Sprite.
YOU: That sounds like a lot. Is that a lot?
DEL: I don’t know.
YOU: Sounds like a lot. Um, that’s fine. I’ll get that. Sure.
DEL: Your total is 15.72, please pull up to the first window.
YOU: Pull up?
DEL: Move your car.
YOU: Um….well…
DEL: Sir you have to be in a vehicle to use the drive-thru.
YOU: Oh.
DEL: Are you just walking around with a boombox playing Stairway?
YOU: No…..
DEL: Have a good night.
YOU: Is Taco Bell still open?
DEL: Do you have a car?
YOU: Fuck.
